Usually I’m terrified of sleeping without some kind of blanket on, right? Like, the monsters are gonna grab my leg, so that’s a hell no. I will sweat my way through the night if it means I’m not gonna be abducted by whatever lurks under my bed.

Well I’m in college now, and I’m in a bunk bed and even with four fans blowing it is hot as Mount Doom in my room.

Well, my dear friends, I’m perfectly fine sleeping without the magical protection of a blanket.

Why?

Because whatever monster’s under the bed is probs gonna get my roommate first, and ya know, take one for the team. See all ya bottom bunkers later.

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laur-alex:

inquiringcharlie:

bakerstreetsdoctor:

tic-tac-bergerac:

thetasrose:

moonblossom:

hyperactivetardis:

thatdudejoey:

foggu:

teatime-brutality:



Has anyone seen my virgini-tea?

man this is all insani-tea

this is absurdit-tea

You guys are all having detrimental effects on my sani-tea

Is this reali-tea?

is this just fantas-tea 

Or is it all just Moriar-tea?


this post is now a threat to national securi-tea.




And all of life’s fragili-tea.

laur-alex:

inquiringcharlie:

bakerstreetsdoctor:

tic-tac-bergerac:

thetasrose:

moonblossom:

hyperactivetardis:

thatdudejoey:

foggu:

teatime-brutality:

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Has anyone seen my virgini-tea?

man this is all insani-tea

this is absurdit-tea

You guys are all having detrimental effects on my sani-tea

Is this reali-tea?

is this just fantas-tea 

Or is it all just Moriar-tea?

this post is now a threat to national securi-tea.

And all of life’s fragili-tea.